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PostSubject: Management Lessons   Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:56 am

Subject: Management Lessons
Management Lesson 1:
Crow was sitting in a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?". The crow answered, "Sure! Why not?". So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, and jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson ?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
Management Lesson 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I donít have the energy," sighed the turkey. "Well, why donít you nibble some of my droppings? They are full of nutrients." Replied the bull. The turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough energy to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he was able to reach the second branch. Finally, after the fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wonít keep you there.
Management Lesson 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of xxxx is your friend.
3. And when youíre in deep xxxx, its best to keep your mouth shut.

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PostSubject: Re: Management Lessons   Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:24 pm

Ahh...so true, good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Management Lessons   Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:23 pm

Good stuff, LOL.


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PostSubject: Re: Management Lessons   Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:22 pm

True, so true. Laughing
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