Management Lessons

Subject: Management Lessons
Management Lesson 1:
Crow was sitting in a tree doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?". The crow answered, "Sure! Why not?". So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, and jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson ?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.
Management Lesson 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I don’t have the energy," sighed the turkey. "Well, why don’t you nibble some of my droppings? They are full of nutrients." Replied the bull. The turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough energy to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he was able to reach the second branch. Finally, after the fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer who promptly shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Management Lesson 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of xxxx is your friend.
3. And when you’re in deep xxxx, its best to keep your mouth shut.

Ahh...so true, good one!

Good stuff, LOL.

True, so true.